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letssaygoodbyethehundredthtime:
Please do this.
PLAASE
Wat? Ok. I guess.
im curious
Lmao xD YES
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Stupid people just got stupider.
On facebook I still have one of my ex-coworkers added as a friend. She is pregnant and posted a status about wanting to take a shot for each month she was pregnant after giving birth. Funny thing is, I had NO idea a female human is normally pregnant for a whole year.
You read that right.
She is planning on taking 12 shots. On for each month of her pregnancy.
Smh.
laughed so hard I coughed. Thank you. Lmfao
Is it wrong of me to not give a fuck about what the hell is going on in the media? No. It isn’t. Fk off.
I think I love this. lmfao
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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
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